Credits

Jim Self: Tuba
Rick Derringer: Producer, Mandolin, Guitar Solo
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Accordion, Synthesizer, Piano, Vocals, Arranger
Don Pardo: Voiceover
Pattie Brooks: Backing Vocals
Jim West: Guitar
Andrea Robinson: Backing Vocals
Jimmy "Z" Zavala: Saxophone
Warren Luening: Trumpet
Joel Peskin: Clarinet
Tony Papa: Engineer, Mixing, Belching
Pat Regan: Synthesizer, Piano
Petsye Powell: Backing Vocals
Bob Tebow: Bass Vocals
Lane Donald: Artwork Direction
Jay Levey: Management, Screams
Jim Heimann: Illustrations
Joel Miller: Bongos
Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz: Drums, Percussion
Lisa Popeil: Backing Vocals
Steve Jay: Bass, Banjo, Talking Drum
"Musical Mike" Kieffer: Hands
Jay Pope: Photography